2003-02-20
12:14 p.m.
"Your mom" jokes for geeks:
- Your mom is so fat that you can't hear her abdominal aorta aneurysm with a duplex doppler.
- yourMom = (tFAT*)malloc(size of(YOUR MOM)); //Stack Overflow
- Your mom is so fat she overloads her own free functions!
- R' max=o1.5/(495 + 0.059401.5) = your mom
- Your mom is so fat that she makes neighboring carbons split 5 peaks on her NMR spectrum!
- Your mom is so stupid, she attached 16mb of RAM into the 4916 PORT instead of the mortherboard!
- Your mom is so stupid, she uploads executables in ASCII mode!
- Your mom is so ugly that Pythagorean wouldn't touch her with a 3-4-5 triangle!
- Your mom is so old that she has been travelling at a velocity just short of the speed of light all of her life, and she still appears to be 60!
And there ya go.
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